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Hey, I'm Maddy, I'm English and I'm a makeup artist.
"To die would be an awfully big adventure", but books shall suffice for now.

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Ask me anything

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sherolck:

did u know….. u can ship different things……. and still be friends….. follow for more shocking facts like this one

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elixs:

my friend started using his gym card

elixs:

my friend started using his gym card

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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guselizaldes:

sexual people have no right to police asexual people’s identities 

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

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Holy shit, since when do I have a hundred and three followers?!

Should probably do a give away or something to show how much I love you cutie patooties. :3 ‘cause I do, ‘cause y’all’s awesome!

Tagged: follower appretiation post

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

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Anonymous said: Shouldn't a better way to say "white people" be "american white people" because as an european I am white and yet have my own culture and tradition so we are not like those white trash you got in the us

socially-anxious-dragon:

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whitegirlsaintshit:

plikepterodactyl:

whitegirlsaintshit:

hahaha okay 

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you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.

Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha

those countries above, in order, are:

Sweden

Germany

Finland

Greece

Ireland

France

Ukraine

Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.

I am so proud of you rn

Europe is the ORIGIN of white bullshit how can you even make this argument

Yes, crusades and colonization and treating Jewish people and Romani like shit and the origin of the slave trade was all America. Europe did none of those things.

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sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

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queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

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