anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
Prince Hans is a mirror. He reflects the way people act around him. With Anna he is clumsy and goofy. With the Duke he is aggressive. With Elsa he acts like a hero; Powerful, but also scared. And the only scene in which he acts like his true self is a scene where he looks at his own reflection.
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”
and it was
it was more fucking elves
Ooooooohhhh my gosh. OOOOHHHHHH MY GOSH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
DO YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?! IT MEANS WE CAN SNEAK ON THE ZIGS!!!! YES THATS RIGHT SNEAK ON THE ZIGS.WE CAN SEE THEIR BIG BUSHY STICKING OUT IN THE GRASS!!!!!! WE CAN GRAB THEM AND GIVE THEM A BIG HUG!!!! YES!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!!!! JUST PLZ DO NOT HURT THE ZIGS WHEN YOU SNEAK ON THEM!!! THAT IS NOT NICE!!! BE GENTLE WITH THEM!!!! THEY ARE LITTLE ANGELS AND DONT DESERVE PAIN!!!!!!!!!
THIS HAS BEEN AN IMPORTANT ZIGZAGOON ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:
It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)
Just look at the detail…
And the effort that went into this.
Nerd level: Master and Commander.
THIS IS AMAZING
bioshock is really just a game about being a dad and meeting other dads and sometimes beating up other dads
Silent Hill is really just a game about a dad realizing his true duty as a dad and going on a dad mission
Dishonored is about realizing you’re the only dad in the world so you become powerdad and destroy anyone else’s chances of possibly being a dad
Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are
like we have the vacuums
we have the dirty stuff
we have the fixers
we have the ceptioners
and we have my favorite
like these are the greatest things in the world
Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….
In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.
"I was so lost in hatred and revenge. You stole what was left of my heart."
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE
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